Today in Rawalpindi, two children were severely injured by kite strings, and we celebrated this Basant festival at the government level as well. 
Because we are the real Muslims, 
What does the Maulvi know about Islam?
We also closed mosques in Islamabad.
What does the Maulvi know about Islam?
Anyone who marries before the age of 18 will be a criminal.
What does the Maulvi know about Islam?
There will be punishment for staring at the wife.
What does the Maulvi know about Islam?
You cannot interfere in your wife's affairs or any of her personal matters.
What does the Maulvi know about Islam?
There was a knock at the door, I told my son that if Umar Sahib is there, tell him that Baba is not at home.
"After a while my wife said," Listen, please  
We make our son a Maulvi.
I said the Maulvi lies.
Anyway, what does the Maulvi know?
Yes, this is the Maulvi's fault. 
That when you were born, he recited the Azan.
He also leads your funeral prayer.
In war situations, he is at the forefront.
He is at the forefront in the knowledge of rebellion.
He is at the forefront in arrests.
Come, you also come forward.
Take a step forward.
Otherwise, from today onwards, we will call you English in every way.
Just as you call every bearded person Maulana 
"So what do you think?"